Megs

oscarstardis:

Half of Britain just viciously turned against an old woman because of melted ice cream. 

We do not take the Great British Bake Off lightly. 

One does not simply take the ice cream out the freezer.

I can’t believe I’m this irked about a baking programme. At least the rest of the country is just as scandalized! 

sload:

The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.

The information can be extracted by means of your suffering.

latteinparis:

thedevilswaiting:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

Holy shit

Well shit man

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVED PETER’S FIRST EPISODE
People: What do you want for your Birthday?
Me: Johnlock.

booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.